LOL. SS taught me that Iraq-Kuwait war, Sinhalese-Tamil conflict,
& singapore's case study were all caused by BRITAIN.
Quite true huh? They seemed to be the cause of all negative things -.-
Oh ya. Thanks to them, we have to go through this hell called O Levels.
:D

 Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.
 Born free... taxed to death.
 The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
 There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
 Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
 I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
 I don't care, I don't have to.
 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
 I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
 Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
 God must love stupid people, he made so many.
 I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
 The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 When there's a will, I want to be in it!
 Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.